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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Blog: Revisited,

So i fully realize that I haven't updated this 404 in about three months. I suppose I'm sorry if anyone read this. I can actually remember the day that i stopped posting.

It was the night of the Aerosmith concert that my brother and I went to.

I had every intention to scan my 112$ ticket, and then put a picture of that on the blog. In fact, the ticket still beckons from my bathroom, i think.

But yea, if you're reading this... let me know somehow, or maybe like... send me some subliminal message. Or do something really weird in front of me. That'd be nice.

Butchyea, rob told me to edit this. three months.

To tell you the truth, I feel like my life has completely changed between the last time I edited the blog. I'm not sure what I attribute it to, but i no longer sign on to IM just... to talk.

I either have up an away message whilst programming... or am asking someone about homework.
That's pretty sad, isn't it.
amen

yea, so pretty much if i have free time, all i do is work on some sort of odd and or end.

I litterally watch about five minutes of TV a week (on average, counting movies as TV)

So i went to the galapagos over spring break. and it was fucking amazing.

(who likes the understatement there)

i put up some webshots thing with a few of the pictures.

but again, i've sort of lost all will to edit the pictures of my family out of it, so if I were to give you the link, you would probably see pictures of my dad posing like a seal next to a sealion.

butchyea, lots of sealions. and a bird tried to bite me, and my mom screamed "NO!"

and at the same time, one of the guides managed to be taking a picture of the area...

and at the little end of the trip, they had a slide show, and there is a picture of a bird going for my hand, me jumping away from it, and my mom screaming no!!!! and jumping, except you can't hear her screamin NOO!!

but it was a shock when i saw it, and i think i get a CD with the pictures in a few weeks, so i'll put that on there as:

The essential action shot.

well, fuck nostalgic lines

that's it

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leopard. oh yes, badum, ching.

So, today was the first day of well, really a turning point in everyone's life. david joel and i had our first day of club. we pretty much screwwed around in the computer lab for about 30 minutes.

then we went around and talked to mrs. brown and asked her to be in our movie.
I think i'm mostly mentioning this because she went from "you guys are just goint to make me look bad! *gasp"
to"guys, that's heelarious"

i think it was after i told her the "between two points chutspa" that she got into it, or maybe it was my deep voice that i said it in. or maybe joel trying to take responsibility for my idea. Whatever it was, her face was priceless.

I'm looking at my hand, and wondering what to type.

But my hand's covered in polka dots that i did during tutorial. Thought i should mention that.

Another thing:
since i doubt that he will ever read this, and that he has an internet connection:

i saw mackin's famiyl at firebirds like yesterday, and his dad was the most...southern guy EVER!

he was a sort of...corpulent (ok, fat) guy, and reallly tall, with greyish hair and i think a mustache, and if he didn't have a mustache, suck it up.

Well the point is, he was like a really goofy southern gentleman, and looked like he was about to ask someone to duel with pistols at noon any second. I laughed really hard.

I'll see if i can find a picture of the guy from the simpsons that he reminds me of.

Google, here i come (double true)
(I'm going to have to limewire the episode, then take a screen shot of the guy)

Well, Whilst that downloads

We're watching that movie in history. Which is really an opportunity to see how many rubber bands i can put on my braces as a time. Today i got four on each side. Then during club david slapped me, and it hurt like white on rice and a glass of milk in a snow storm.

I had ortho today, and that sucks, because i thought that if i wore a ton of rubber bands today, i could make up for all of the other times that i didn't wear them (when did i wear them), and get my braces off today. But i have to wait another six weeks. I think because he's not satisfied with my teeth as they are. "gaps" or something. I think you might have to use some sort of..magnifieng glass to find them. Or floss. But, it's redonkulas.

I've had them on since fourth grade. How do you like them apples?

Well, I think that's about it. Let me check my limewire download.

Finally, done
Here goes

Monday, January 16, 2006

"Rice Krispies, you know. On the dead test, this individual gets an A-plus"

if anyone knows what that means, holller. But it's from a book about vietnam that my brother had to read for some class. and then he gave it to me. for fun(?)

Right, well today pretty much was really horrible.

I was hoping to come back from nathans, then to do some nice MFC and ODBC programming, but instead i had to "go to the mountains". they forced me. But i got them to let me rent a DVD, so that made the ride easier.

My mom got a new car like eeh, about six months ago, and it has a DVD player in it, and this was officially the first time that i've used it.

I feel like changing my blog's name to "we have ads". actually, i just thought of that. and now i'm going to start sentences with "and", and without uppercase letters.

so yesterday i went to some MLK thing in raleigh with nathan, and his familia. Because his brother was playing in memorial hall. yes, "one of the most tallented people you'll ever meet". I was in the car with him for more than an hour. How do you like them apples?

by that i meant terry, nathan's brother. but if your were at the whole upperschool night, you would have known. scoff

aah, within the first five minutes that we were there, nathan and i were saving some seats for the rest of his family with his sweat shirt.

These three like... well i really, really hate to describe them like this, i swear i do, but "hostile african americans" sat down, and threw the sweatshirt out of their way so that they could sit down. and muttered something about saving seats. So, we were going to move a row up so that we could re-save seats, and i asked one of them if she could pass me the program that we were saving a seat with, because it was sort of reach. and i was being...nice.

and she started at me. It was really weird, and hostile. I was a minority. what can i say?

It was one of those things where you look back on it and think about all of the things that you could have done. But didn't.

so after the whole thing was over i was going backstage with nathan to help his brother get some of his musical stuff, and we ran into the ramseys (the mom, the grandma, and the sonish)

and the grandma thought that i was one of the rapping MCs, and that was really funny.

Right.

i wore blue jeans today! and yesterday. but yesterday they were nathans, and i had to wear them.

but i wore MY OWN JEANS TODAY!

you have to realize that i haven't worn jeans since sixth grade, when i wore them for a twin day with robbie.

breakthrough.

Last thing:

What's the dealio with this whole "i'm going to read your blog thing". personally i don't care at all who reads this blog.

That's why it's online. FOR ANYONE TO READ!

and if teachers are reading it, then that's their choice to read it, because it's online.

right, i don't really know what's going on with the whole thing. so i probably shouldnt have said that.

but the principle stands.

with the whole cussing thing, i think i'll stick to abbreviating things, like cluster-f.

haha, i laughed when i saw that typed out.

but really, rob, what's the deal?

-keep on [cluster-f'ing]keeping on

Sunday, January 08, 2006

go back to alabama, go back to georgia, go back to south carolina

so... friday i got into the GEO BEE!! which i'm not excited about. I was in it last year, and andrew and i got out first. that was embarassing. but the whole certificate that they gave out, and the complimentary pen really made it all up for me. So that was nice.

apparently this time it's going to be more fun than last. Or so say Mr. Keenie. I'm not sure how that's going to work out. maybe we'll answer the questions...naked?

but right, I just show what not studying for contests does for you. cough, emaxwell.

but, i really havent thought about it much, so i'm not sure why i am right now.

does anyone know when it actually is?

mm, my parents just got home from swimming. they tryed for force me to go yesterday. and they succeded by yelling. but today i didn't have to go, so that was good.

last night we went to some crappy vegan restruant. not sure why, but it sucked. i just got three side dishes, and called it a night
(hummos, shirazi salad (sucked), and some rice). and it sucked.

then i didn't go to the dance, and that was fun

i want everyone to fight back, and not go to those boring dances. Unless of course you grind there. in which case, carry on.

it's really funny to watch them grind. because they have the retarted looks on their faces, like... people do when they're playing a bass.

point and case:



but right, so i did my LA paper, and i just finished. it's five pages, and boring.

about simon's schizophrenia VS. John nash. (look up a beautiful mind)

right, well that's about it. keep on keeping on

Thursday, January 05, 2006

"your hands get tired..it's a rough job" -nikki sixx talking about playing stairway to heaven on the guitfiddle on loveline

i thought i would take that out of context

today in LA biersach tried to make j-crave air guitar to "working man" or something like that, some 80's guitar ballad, and that was heelarious, because biersach got up, and started playing air guitar really seriously, and he had a funny face on, and was like "now you gotta hit the pedal", and he pretended that he was stepping on a...pedal, and that was hilarious. By the way, Robbie, he is much better at playing air guitar than robbie is. Here is a representation of both of them, compared:



(biersach's on the right, there)


Right, and those little stands comming off biersach are little godly...mini-halos. Because, he's a guitar god
By the way, i dont know if i've already said this, but Robbie used to play air guitar to system of a down songs, without the music, so he would sort of... sing the guitar riffs, and do a little weak air guitar. it was hilarious

that was pretty much the coolest part of the day. It sort of went down hill from there...except it wasn't really bad

Tomorrow in assembly i have to sing my DAG cheer for Mrs. Saffow. It's going to blow, and be so awkward, like it was last year. I dont know if anyone remembers that with the bubble gum monster. So, holla back (?)

Oh, i just cotinued writing, i took like an hour hiatus, because we were "interviewing" a potential "babysitter".

i told my mom i don't want one. But i need someone to pick me up from school when my brother's doing track, and i'm doing some other dumb sport. or trying to. i know, great.

She was born in the 30's, and has a cellphone. I thought that was cool. That lady, keeps on keeping on, ya hurrd?

yea, so that's about it.

bring it in boys, that helmet is NOT a chair (queue fake laugh)

Monday, January 02, 2006

have you been bathed in the blood of a lamb, bambie? -tom kennie (voice of spongebob, who was on loveline) (and i'm listening to it now)

today was slightly OK.
i woke up early for break standards. 10ish because my parents were having some neighbors over for a cordial breakfast.
well really to talk about stock options and fraternaties.

after we were finished eating i got fed up and went upstairs and watched some movie. It was acutally not just a movie. it was a movie in portugese (from brazil) about the gangs in rio de janero. and that was really good, and cool. I felt hardcore after i watched it.

like one feels after watching swat. sort of... bad-bottom. but you know your not. but you feel like you could land a plane on a bridge, and save some old rich guy. yea, i've definately seen swat. and no, you're definately not going to say anything about it.

i finished the movie at around three, and it felt like oneish. so i made lunch, even though dinner was soon. I had me some pad thai. Get it on.

then i read some of my book. the things they carried. it's about 'nam, and 'war in general. it's hard core, and i feel like a solider with some stubble, and a green hat, and...a nice six pack. throw in some nice pectorali majores. pretty much: get it on.

then we went out to dinner. italian. It was good, our waiter was funny, and didn't pay attention to my pasta order (like you order the main thing, it comes with pasta * pene, etc).
and so i decided to change it when she asked me again, i think to check up
and i changed it to whatever she saw fit. and i got spagetti. to be honest i felt like an italian nube. *click*

then to whole foods because i wanted some just strawberries. but i ended up with some just strawberries, AND some of the just raspberries

they're dried fruit that's hella good. try it out sometime.

the raspberrie ones aren't that good. but it's fiber. bring it.

then we got home, and my brother decided to go bowling with some his little friends

so i watched traffic, and that was REALLY good.
again, i felt hardcore afterwards.

and, felt like a movie buff. two in a day? yea. i'm bored.

had a moonpie, diet coke, some of my just raspberries. and i'm out.

and dreading school. sucka

Sunday, January 01, 2006

by the way, if that add is still there (above) click on the "bored stupid" link. i think it's funny. and i'm seriously not trying to get you to click the links, i swear, but, i laughed. "are you hot or not!"

hey hey hey.

i realize that it's been a while since i've seriously posted...if you dont count my account of devin's day as a post.

but, i felt like this day merited a post.

i woke up at about 9:12 and lay there pondering world problems for like fifteen minutes...until i got bored and had a bagel.
then after my bagel, which by the way wasnt that great. it was a cinnamon raisen bagel with honey walnut cream cheese (we just happened to have a thing of HWC in the fridge...so i was like "fo dizzle!" and scopped it out.) then i watched some dumb TV while i ate my bagel. then i sort of digested by reading tech blogs and then i went and mowed the lawn. it was PERFECT!! because it was pretty cold, so i put on my jacket and some gloves i found. and i mowed the lawn, and it was just fun, and the grass was realllllly dark green, and was really cool. because it was sort of...about to die until a week ago when it started raining. then it came back to life. (wooie).

then to sunday school...and after the first class (which blew as usual i had half of a bagel... and some oreos.) the mbg4@duke.edu (my old tuesday school teacher who went to duke named maital... and i still remember her email he. shoot her an email, if you please) was supposed to come to show us her thesus video. but "her car broke down".

i think she was doing something else and forgot to come. tsk, tsk.

then afterwards my dad was 30 minutes late picking me up, so i talked to mat about he lived a year in isreal, and joined the IDF (woot woot) (in a deep voiced woot, of course) (like an army guy). and that was OK. i guess.

basically, the other peeps treated him like crap, so i was like "alright, matty, lets have a chat shal we" and i was nice, and made him appreciate his job. i think, or thats the idea. and make him feel like he was appreciated. not appreciate his job. but im not going to go delete that, because im lazy. and i guess writing all of this is just frivolous...writing a myriad of words for no reason? right.

so then i came home. and basically cleaned up. and got ready for school tomorrow.

and uuh waited for my mom to get home with my pumpkin

then we she FINALLY got home, and i made a KICK BOTTOM pumpkin. maybe ill put a picture of him on there. his name's finnagin. finnagin the pumpkin. he's a lady's man, and he likes middle-aged women.

but today was such a nice day in the afternoon. in my neighborhood it was soo serene, i just sort of wanted to die, and stay there forever. it was the nicest thing i've ever seen. and i can't even describe it. but it thats what heaven's like, sign me up.

so then we had dinner. filet mignon..and other stuff...
then i came to my room, and asked my brother for the song that was playing, or still is depending on how fast you read.

it's a bright eyes song called lover i dont have to love.

and unlike you freedom faces, i made the flash, then put in in my verry own html document
then pasted the code into my template. none of this "online code samples" for me. oh no, im a hardcore gamer.

hanyawyz. (actually, i suck at gaming, and dont have ONE game installed on my computer)

oh, and the flash thing is ONLY GOING TO WORK IF YOUR COMPUTER DOESNT SUCK AND YOU HAVE THE PLUGIN WHICH YOU PROBABLY DO....
so thats about it

ciao