NO BITING

2006-03-22T20:11:00.000-07:00

Blog: Revisited,

So i fully realize that I haven't updated this 404 in about three months. I suppose I'm sorry if anyone read this. I can actually remember the day that i stopped posting.

It was the night of the Aerosmith concert that my brother and I went to.

I had every intention to scan my 112$ ticket, and then put a picture of that on the blog. In fact, the ticket still beckons from my bathroom, i think.

But yea, if you're reading this... let me know somehow, or maybe like... send me some subliminal message. Or do something really weird in front of me. That'd be nice.

Butchyea, rob told me to edit this. three months.

To tell you the truth, I feel like my life has completely changed between the last time I edited the blog. I'm not sure what I attribute it to, but i no longer sign on to IM just... to talk.

I either have up an away message whilst programming... or am asking someone about homework.
That's pretty sad, isn't it.
amen

yea, so pretty much if i have free time, all i do is work on some sort of odd and or end.

I litterally watch about five minutes of TV a week (on average, counting movies as TV)

So i went to the galapagos over spring break. and it was fucking amazing.

(who likes the understatement there)

i put up some webshots thing with a few of the pictures.

but again, i've sort of lost all will to edit the pictures of my family out of it, so if I were to give you the link, you would probably see pictures of my dad posing like a seal next to a sealion.

butchyea, lots of sealions. and a bird tried to bite me, and my mom screamed "NO!"

and at the same time, one of the guides managed to be taking a picture of the area...

and at the little end of the trip, they had a slide show, and there is a picture of a bird going for my hand, me jumping away from it, and my mom screaming no!!!! and jumping, except you can't hear her screamin NOO!!

but it was a shock when i saw it, and i think i get a CD with the pictures in a few weeks, so i'll put that on there as:

The essential action shot.

well, fuck nostalgic lines

that's it

2006-01-17T19:04:00.000-07:00

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leopard. oh yes, badum, ching.

So, today was the first day of well, really a turning point in everyone's life. david joel and i had our first day of club. we pretty much screwwed around in the computer lab for about 30 minutes.

then we went around and talked to mrs. brown and asked her to be in our movie.
I think i'm mostly mentioning this because she went from "you guys are just goint to make me look bad! *gasp"
to"guys, that's heelarious"

i think it was after i told her the "between two points chutspa" that she got into it, or maybe it was my deep voice that i said it in. or maybe joel trying to take responsibility for my idea. Whatever it was, her face was priceless.

I'm looking at my hand, and wondering what to type.

But my hand's covered in polka dots that i did during tutorial. Thought i should mention that.

Another thing:
since i doubt that he will ever read this, and that he has an internet connection:

i saw mackin's famiyl at firebirds like yesterday, and his dad was the most...southern guy EVER!

he was a sort of...corpulent (ok, fat) guy, and reallly tall, with greyish hair and i think a mustache, and if he didn't have a mustache, suck it up.

Well the point is, he was like a really goofy southern gentleman, and looked like he was about to ask someone to duel with pistols at noon any second. I laughed really hard.

I'll see if i can find a picture of the guy from the simpsons that he reminds me of.

Google, here i come (double true)
(I'm going to have to limewire the episode, then take a screen shot of the guy)

Well, Whilst that downloads

We're watching that movie in history. Which is really an opportunity to see how many rubber bands i can put on my braces as a time. Today i got four on each side. Then during club david slapped me, and it hurt like white on rice and a glass of milk in a snow storm.

I had ortho today, and that sucks, because i thought that if i wore a ton of rubber bands today, i could make up for all of the other times that i didn't wear them (when did i wear them), and get my braces off today. But i have to wait another six weeks. I think because he's not satisfied with my teeth as they are. "gaps" or something. I think you might have to use some sort of..magnifieng glass to find them. Or floss. But, it's redonkulas.

I've had them on since fourth grade. How do you like them apples?

Well, I think that's about it. Let me check my limewire download.

Finally, done
Here goes

2006-01-16T19:11:00.000-07:00

"Rice Krispies, you know. On the dead test, this individual gets an A-plus"

if anyone knows what that means, holller. But it's from a book about vietnam that my brother had to read for some class. and then he gave it to me. for fun(?)

Right, well today pretty much was really horrible.

I was hoping to come back from nathans, then to do some nice MFC and ODBC programming, but instead i had to "go to the mountains". they forced me. But i got them to let me rent a DVD, so that made the ride easier.

My mom got a new car like eeh, about six months ago, and it has a DVD player in it, and this was officially the first time that i've used it.

I feel like changing my blog's name to "we have ads". actually, i just thought of that. and now i'm going to start sentences with "and", and without uppercase letters.

so yesterday i went to some MLK thing in raleigh with nathan, and his familia. Because his brother was playing in memorial hall. yes, "one of the most tallented people you'll ever meet". I was in the car with him for more than an hour. How do you like them apples?

by that i meant terry, nathan's brother. but if your were at the whole upperschool night, you would have known. scoff

aah, within the first five minutes that we were there, nathan and i were saving some seats for the rest of his family with his sweat shirt.

These three like... well i really, really hate to describe them like this, i swear i do, but "hostile african americans" sat down, and threw the sweatshirt out of their way so that they could sit down. and muttered something about saving seats. So, we were going to move a row up so that we could re-save seats, and i asked one of them if she could pass me the program that we were saving a seat with, because it was sort of reach. and i was being...nice.

and she started at me. It was really weird, and hostile. I was a minority. what can i say?

It was one of those things where you look back on it and think about all of the things that you could have done. But didn't.

so after the whole thing was over i was going backstage with nathan to help his brother get some of his musical stuff, and we ran into the ramseys (the mom, the grandma, and the sonish)

and the grandma thought that i was one of the rapping MCs, and that was really funny.

Right.

i wore blue jeans today! and yesterday. but yesterday they were nathans, and i had to wear them.

but i wore MY OWN JEANS TODAY!

you have to realize that i haven't worn jeans since sixth grade, when i wore them for a twin day with robbie.

breakthrough.

Last thing:

What's the dealio with this whole "i'm going to read your blog thing". personally i don't care at all who reads this blog.

That's why it's online. FOR ANYONE TO READ!

and if teachers are reading it, then that's their choice to read it, because it's online.

right, i don't really know what's going on with the whole thing. so i probably shouldnt have said that.

but the principle stands.

with the whole cussing thing, i think i'll stick to abbreviating things, like cluster-f.

haha, i laughed when i saw that typed out.

but really, rob, what's the deal?

-keep on [cluster-f'ing]keeping on

2006-01-08T15:19:00.000-07:00

go back to alabama, go back to georgia, go back to south carolina

so... friday i got into the GEO BEE!! which i'm not excited about. I was in it last year, and andrew and i got out first. that was embarassing. but the whole certificate that they gave out, and the complimentary pen really made it all up for me. So that was nice.

apparently this time it's going to be more fun than last. Or so say Mr. Keenie. I'm not sure how that's going to work out. maybe we'll answer the questions...naked?

but right, I just show what not studying for contests does for you. cough, emaxwell.

but, i really havent thought about it much, so i'm not sure why i am right now.

does anyone know when it actually is?

mm, my parents just got home from swimming. they tryed for force me to go yesterday. and they succeded by yelling. but today i didn't have to go, so that was good.

last night we went to some crappy vegan restruant. not sure why, but it sucked. i just got three side dishes, and called it a night
(hummos, shirazi salad (sucked), and some rice). and it sucked.

then i didn't go to the dance, and that was fun

i want everyone to fight back, and not go to those boring dances. Unless of course you grind there. in which case, carry on.

it's really funny to watch them grind. because they have the retarted looks on their faces, like... people do when they're playing a bass.

point and case:

but right, so i did my LA paper, and i just finished. it's five pages, and boring.

about simon's schizophrenia VS. John nash. (look up a beautiful mind)

right, well that's about it. keep on keeping on

2006-01-05T16:52:00.000-07:00

"your hands get tired..it's a rough job" -nikki sixx talking about playing stairway to heaven on the guitfiddle on loveline

i thought i would take that out of context

today in LA biersach tried to make j-crave air guitar to "working man" or something like that, some 80's guitar ballad, and that was heelarious, because biersach got up, and started playing air guitar really seriously, and he had a funny face on, and was like "now you gotta hit the pedal", and he pretended that he was stepping on a...pedal, and that was hilarious. By the way, Robbie, he is much better at playing air guitar than robbie is. Here is a representation of both of them, compared:

(biersach's on the right, there)

Right, and those little stands comming off biersach are little godly...mini-halos. Because, he's a guitar god
By the way, i dont know if i've already said this, but Robbie used to play air guitar to system of a down songs, without the music, so he would sort of... sing the guitar riffs, and do a little weak air guitar. it was hilarious

that was pretty much the coolest part of the day. It sort of went down hill from there...except it wasn't really bad

Tomorrow in assembly i have to sing my DAG cheer for Mrs. Saffow. It's going to blow, and be so awkward, like it was last year. I dont know if anyone remembers that with the bubble gum monster. So, holla back (?)

Oh, i just cotinued writing, i took like an hour hiatus, because we were "interviewing" a potential "babysitter".

i told my mom i don't want one. But i need someone to pick me up from school when my brother's doing track, and i'm doing some other dumb sport. or trying to. i know, great.

She was born in the 30's, and has a cellphone. I thought that was cool. That lady, keeps on keeping on, ya hurrd?

yea, so that's about it.

bring it in boys, that helmet is NOT a chair (queue fake laugh)

2006-01-02T21:44:00.000-07:00

have you been bathed in the blood of a lamb, bambie? -tom kennie (voice of spongebob, who was on loveline) (and i'm listening to it now)

today was slightly OK.
i woke up early for break standards. 10ish because my parents were having some neighbors over for a cordial breakfast.
well really to talk about stock options and fraternaties.

after we were finished eating i got fed up and went upstairs and watched some movie. It was acutally not just a movie. it was a movie in portugese (from brazil) about the gangs in rio de janero. and that was really good, and cool. I felt hardcore after i watched it.

like one feels after watching swat. sort of... bad-bottom. but you know your not. but you feel like you could land a plane on a bridge, and save some old rich guy. yea, i've definately seen swat. and no, you're definately not going to say anything about it.

i finished the movie at around three, and it felt like oneish. so i made lunch, even though dinner was soon. I had me some pad thai. Get it on.

then i read some of my book. the things they carried. it's about 'nam, and 'war in general. it's hard core, and i feel like a solider with some stubble, and a green hat, and...a nice six pack. throw in some nice pectorali majores. pretty much: get it on.

then we went out to dinner. italian. It was good, our waiter was funny, and didn't pay attention to my pasta order (like you order the main thing, it comes with pasta * pene, etc).
and so i decided to change it when she asked me again, i think to check up
and i changed it to whatever she saw fit. and i got spagetti. to be honest i felt like an italian nube. *click*

then to whole foods because i wanted some just strawberries. but i ended up with some just strawberries, AND some of the just raspberries

they're dried fruit that's hella good. try it out sometime.

the raspberrie ones aren't that good. but it's fiber. bring it.

then we got home, and my brother decided to go bowling with some his little friends

so i watched traffic, and that was REALLY good.
again, i felt hardcore afterwards.

and, felt like a movie buff. two in a day? yea. i'm bored.

had a moonpie, diet coke, some of my just raspberries. and i'm out.

and dreading school. sucka

2006-01-01T21:14:00.000-07:00

by the way, if that add is still there (above) click on the "bored stupid" link. i think it's funny. and i'm seriously not trying to get you to click the links, i swear, but, i laughed. "are you hot or not!"

2006-01-01T21:13:00.000-07:00

hey hey hey.

i realize that it's been a while since i've seriously posted...if you dont count my account of devin's day as a post.

but, i felt like this day merited a post.

i woke up at about 9:12 and lay there pondering world problems for like fifteen minutes...until i got bored and had a bagel.
then after my bagel, which by the way wasnt that great. it was a cinnamon raisen bagel with honey walnut cream cheese (we just happened to have a thing of HWC in the fridge...so i was like "fo dizzle!" and scopped it out.) then i watched some dumb TV while i ate my bagel. then i sort of digested by reading tech blogs and then i went and mowed the lawn. it was PERFECT!! because it was pretty cold, so i put on my jacket and some gloves i found. and i mowed the lawn, and it was just fun, and the grass was realllllly dark green, and was really cool. because it was sort of...about to die until a week ago when it started raining. then it came back to life. (wooie).

then to sunday school...and after the first class (which blew as usual i had half of a bagel... and some oreos.) the mbg4@duke.edu (my old tuesday school teacher who went to duke named maital... and i still remember her email he. shoot her an email, if you please) was supposed to come to show us her thesus video. but "her car broke down".

i think she was doing something else and forgot to come. tsk, tsk.

then afterwards my dad was 30 minutes late picking me up, so i talked to mat about he lived a year in isreal, and joined the IDF (woot woot) (in a deep voiced woot, of course) (like an army guy). and that was OK. i guess.

basically, the other peeps treated him like crap, so i was like "alright, matty, lets have a chat shal we" and i was nice, and made him appreciate his job. i think, or thats the idea. and make him feel like he was appreciated. not appreciate his job. but im not going to go delete that, because im lazy. and i guess writing all of this is just frivolous...writing a myriad of words for no reason? right.

so then i came home. and basically cleaned up. and got ready for school tomorrow.

and uuh waited for my mom to get home with my pumpkin

then we she FINALLY got home, and i made a KICK BOTTOM pumpkin. maybe ill put a picture of him on there. his name's finnagin. finnagin the pumpkin. he's a lady's man, and he likes middle-aged women.

but today was such a nice day in the afternoon. in my neighborhood it was soo serene, i just sort of wanted to die, and stay there forever. it was the nicest thing i've ever seen. and i can't even describe it. but it thats what heaven's like, sign me up.

so then we had dinner. filet mignon..and other stuff...
then i came to my room, and asked my brother for the song that was playing, or still is depending on how fast you read.

it's a bright eyes song called lover i dont have to love.

and unlike you freedom faces, i made the flash, then put in in my verry own html document
then pasted the code into my template. none of this "online code samples" for me. oh no, im a hardcore gamer.

hanyawyz. (actually, i suck at gaming, and dont have ONE game installed on my computer)

oh, and the flash thing is ONLY GOING TO WORK IF YOUR COMPUTER DOESNT SUCK AND YOU HAVE THE PLUGIN WHICH YOU PROBABLY DO....
so thats about it

ciao

2005-10-12T13:48:00.000-06:00

this is for devin...

i figured i would use the first few words of my last post...giving devin my spanish script totell a story, by popular request/demand.

so today, devin had LA first...she took that forshizzle quiz. she seemed stumpted most of the time, however when she got to that vocab, she aced that puppy.

Then she had study hall. Probably in brown...that new math teacher. i dont know that she had study hall, and im not sure that it was in brown, but thats my best guess, i'll tell you how i know at the end of the post.

So then she had break, and she hung out with all of her friends.

then she went to algebra. which sucked, because she isnt such a big math fan, even though she is a big math whiz, and is pretty fond of the teacher.

Afterwards she had science, where she went to the computer lab to finish her web quest. She didnt finish, however she is darn close to.

afterwards she went to that boring-bottom assembly. hell, i dont even remember what it was about?

oh right. those alumnais. sounds for shizzle.

then lunch. She had pizza, and it was OK, but she's had better.

then free lunch, she did some stuff with her friends.

SPEAKING OF WHICH!
joel and i went around seeing how much free crap i could get

and lets see i got a ton of stuff

i talk like 10 kids into giving me sodas
and i got some frozed ice pop
and...
oh yea, two peices of pizza.

good pickings on this fine day, said he.

right. and after lunch she had advisory. and she went to taylor hall to hear about independant. which sounds good to her.

even though only one of the kids she likes is in her study hall.

then she had history. and she got all of her answers from robert, who was trying to get all of his answers from her. and that's pretty much it, until club.

she likes club, it's her favorite.

then she went to field hockey. which wasnt that fun. they just scrimmaged.

now, you might think that im a stalker that memorized her schedule, but the truth is...

she is in EVERY SINGLE class with me...except study hall and algebra.

i'm in geometry. and i think im at her study hall time... but not in any of her study halls.

im convinced she switched into all of my classes

but all the power to her

peace out, crabs

-trebor

oh by the way, devin is the coolest and best spanish partner...pretty much ever.

and our project kicked serious salt lamps.

and...she's one of the funnier and more creative people you'll ever meet.

not to forget juicy.

2005-10-09T17:41:00.000-06:00

hey guys.
i really dont feel like posting right now. at all,but since im sure you want to read this, i'll post.
saturday. joel and i did a ton on the blog, and other stuff. and...i did my history project and all of my other homework. and didnt go to the stones concert. or the mollusc dance. even though it would have been fun to dress up as a mollusc.

today i went to sunday school, then barnes and noble, then wallmart, then best buy. we were probably there for a good two hours, and didnt even get the cellphone for my babsyitter that we originally set out for. however i did get a nice tea from BN.

then came home, and my mom and i had a math...teaching session, which was painful. then she gave me an impossible problem (that i had to solve using the pythagorym theorem). and it was hilarious, because its...not solveable. and she swore it was. sort of.

and then we went out to a sort of asian fusian dinner, which was OK. not great.

and ima do some object oriented C++ rightnow
ciao

2005-10-08T14:08:00.000-06:00

i love buying stuff online. shopping online is almost as fun as in ebay commercials. i've never tried online auctions but i shop on amazon a lot and shopping online with amazon is FUN as hell. one day maybe i will try online auctions on ebay, but i think you need some "online auction account" or something like that. Really though, you can buy almost anything online, and thats what makes online shopping so fun.

i wrote a poem too about online shopping. It's called Online Shopping, What a Deal! it dosent always rhyme but its okay.

online shopping, i love you,
and online auctions are great,
its not online shopping that I really hate.

The uses for online shopping are endless
I can shop online for online shopping if i want to.

[FINALE]
GODDAMN!!!! I LOVE ONLINE SHOPPING AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ONLINE AUCTIONS!!!!

whoa, i just went crazy about the whole online shopping/online auction deal.

whatever.

2005-10-08T09:46:00.000-06:00

im bizzack!!! i dont have enough perseverance to keep up a blog on my own, so ill go back to my old job of fixalating stuff and maybe posting every once in a while.

-joel

2005-10-07T19:08:00.000-06:00

holla!

quazzy OK day.

LA today was supremely OK. i forgot that i have to work on that stupid paper over the weekend. add that to my list. (all of the air being let out of a plane sound)

then in study hall i studied for spanish. twice. and did my little character sketch with JP for casket of amontillado. (which, by the way sucked)

then we had science. and we had little group meeting about new orleans. and rebuilding it. and it was sort of fun, because i got to be really, really over enthusiastic. I think C man somehow got us to review some of the packet, which took time and was nice...because it took time.

then geometria we took TWO short quizzes, which was completely unfair, A) because he didnt specify the day that they would be on, and B) because they were "easy" quizzes, and he put on some really weird postulates, that we maybe had used once.

i think i did terribly. but mcgoo says i did well. whatever that means.

then we had..PE. and mr. bell put me in a head lock twice. I love that guy. and i played some street ball...which was off the chain, i completely won.

then spanish. we took that quiz, and it was dumb. but it was a quiz, and thats not bad.

then...band, which sucked as usual.

after school...was really...unusual.

i tryed to get my babysitter to tell her that i didnt have practice, but she doesnt have a cellphone. so i called my mom, and then my mom called her house again to tell her. but we couldnt get her. so i sort of hung around after school, because cross country was cancelled. then it hought that i would call my brother, and he would pick me up. So i called him, and his friend picked me up, and brought me to the upper school with her, which was fun.

then at the upper school i did a lot of that sciecne sheet...and went on a run with JC. which was really fun because it was pouring, and we had a lot of fun getting completely soaked.

then my brother, mom and i went to chinese for dinner. then we came home. and...psh

2005-10-06T18:21:00.000-06:00

salutation!

pssh uneventful day.

today in science jon was singing something, or moving his lips, and mrs. H-O, called on him, because she thought that he was answering the question. and he was like "oh, actually i was just singing a song i have stuck in my head"
"what song is that"
"stand up for your right, that bob marley song"
"OOOH!!"
and then she launched into like her marathon running, and...how some yoda quotes. it was great!
then i told her that i had a song by boston stuck in my head, which i dead, and she said she "couldnt relate", but i tryed.

spanish was...not great. we had mr. C as our sub today, and that was off the chain. you gotta love that guy. I love that guy. he told us some stories about his experience being arrested in argentina, and a lame joke (a normal)

pssh. we had a student councel meeting. and we accomplished nothing (as usual) and it took the whole lunch period. it was supposed to take ten minutes, but instead, another of my lunches was wasted. GOD! thats like 5 times in two weeks that they've done this to us.

this is an outrage.

then band sucked, surprise surprise.
he got mad at us.
robbie leaned over to say something to me, and i kept looking at him, even when robbie was trying to tell me something, and he yelled at el senor R and i. and was like "YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP TALKING WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING"
and i was like "yea, but i wasnt talking"
"well you are now"
that guy... i dont know what happened to his rationalizing skills...but they are gone.

thats about it, i think.

ok ciao

2005-10-06T16:00:00.000-06:00

work

2005-10-05T21:22:00.000-06:00

oh givolt!
what a day.

so. i guess everything went well in school today. SWAT! was unusually substandard. i think thats probably because of...well...the eighth grader in it...you know the one that uses macs? yea, him. but otherwise it was fun. we laughed a lot.

and afterwards we went to trinity for the XC!! meet. and we got a perfect score (that means we came in 1,2,3,4, and 5). and then the other teams came in. wooie! for shore!
then i came home, and my visual studio c++.net came!!!!! OH YES, OH YES, OH YES!! FOR SHORE FOR SHORE.

so i installed it, and thats DANDY. because now i can do OH so much more than i could in my old DEV C++.

wooie. maybe frank will come this weekend

AS WELL AS I GOT MY ADDSPACE for this sight! so now i'm selling add space! to big companys though. and you make...not much, but if you're feeling generous click on one of those nice banner adds, will you?

yea, uh huh. for shore...
pretty much a good day.

ok thats about it, im sure there's something else
but thats all i can think of. sorry for a short post

-ciao

2005-10-04T19:27:00.000-06:00

and less sporadic they are, sigh, sigh.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
so today i guess i woke up late, sigh, i love days off. After i woke up i made my favorite: peanut butter and nutella sandwhich on raison bread. that i toasted. presumably without the condiments on the bread first, yes, me tinks is so.

and i had some substandard apple cider. its really weird, it sort of just looks like nectar. and tastes like that too. but, i suppose its OK.

after breakfast i went downstairs DOWNSTAIRS (aka the basement) and finished my little wood computer box.

i made this box out of really crappy wood last night, and stained it and everything, and sanded it and..whatever.

and hopefuly soon im going to get some computa parts and put some mandrake linux on that...box. so it would be like a wooden computer. I've always sort of wanted to do that.

and i think the mate (with an accent over the e) tea that i had yesterday inspired me to do it. as well as read technology blogs.

but good times.

here's a little about mah mate (pronounced mat-eh)

http://www.yerba-mate.com/health.htm

take that green tea (again?)

hanywayz. after that i came up and...i dont know. read some i guess. and then i went with my mom to DFC. and we played tennis. then we went to Best Buy. and i got a CD holder deal and a ton of blank CD's.

to celebrate i downloaded a few linux editions and put them on some disks. wooie.

and thats about it.

i think im going to go watch some substandard american night time TV show.

ciao

2005-10-03T15:49:00.000-06:00

wwoooiieE!

hopefully posts will get less sporadic...as time moves on.

i guess i've just been sort of busy.

howevszer. on saturday i went to nanay shay shay's house. and we say SERENITY. which was really, really bad. but at parts funny. but not meant to be funny "you're damaging my calm".

hmmzers. sunday mis padres and i went to the mountains. and went for a hike with mah doggeh. which was really fun, even though i felt sick. Then we came home, and had dinner with a long lost cousin, which was weird, and fun at the same time.

aah, sigh, no school today. NICE!

i guess i slept late, and did a ton of spanish work. then some geometria.
then lunch.

then i cleaned my desk a little, and looked at some nifty programs, and organized my taskbar and such. wooie!!
speaking of which,

XC is off the chain. and you should join the team, because running is better than any other sport, by the way
my sport
is your sport's
punishment

i saw that on a T-shirt at a cross country meet, and thought it was funny. so there is is.

ait

ciao
-trebor

2005-10-03T08:47:00.000-06:00

darn it's been a long time:

well, this kind of stincks, dosent it?

--joel

2005-09-25T19:54:00.000-06:00

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eliza's friend

2005-09-18T20:53:00.000-06:00

howdy do.

today, sunday school. psh.

i woke up at 10:27 today. which sucked. because i didnt even go to sleep that late, but i was tired. and then i had to go to SUNDAY SCHOOL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
i thought that would stop when i was...5. but, here i am, still going to sunday school.

the first class is aweful. we listen to really boring music, and talk about...it. its terrible. i hate it.
the next class is better. we talk about god, and thats not so bad. plus the teacher is off the chain (g-unit).
hmm
so after sunday suck i mean school i went to target with my mom.

i got a cheapo watch. and then we got someother stuff. and left. woot.

then we came home, and i slept. and i spent like an hour trying to fix this thing with my dad. it was hard manual laybor. but in the end, my dad and i won out over the hose dispenser.
hmm. so then we went to maggiano's for my mom's birthday dinner. which was good. then my brother and i went to barnes and noble. and i got a java book. because my mom was like "joel's dad was said that you should learn java". and so i said ok. then got a book. wooie.
hmmerz. then after that we came home. and then...psh. here i am
dreading monday.
ok ciao.

2005-09-15T19:13:00.000-06:00

howdy do.

so lets see. pretty boring day. verry boring day, except that i actually got something done today during study hall. thats a surprise. usually its just a little something that i get done. but today i got a crapload of work done. AKA all of my LA homework.

lets see. lunch was ok. i guess, i was antagonized for my maruchan habits, which is completely not fair. then we danced and pranced around in our advisory.

pssh. then end of day. XC practice

was much fun. and not that hard. compared to tomorrow, he says.

oh well, tonight was paren't night at school. and mr. mcgoo ratted us out. and my mom was like "getting a 9.5 out of ten on your homework is unnacceptable. maxwell ramage is getting a 10 out of 10". i wanted to ask her how she knew that, but instead i just told her that he's krazy smart. and she on. but whatever, i think everything else went ok. now i can misbehave! yay!
just...kidding.

ok im out, cus she's home

-trebor

2005-09-14T16:51:00.000-06:00

two words.
LO SIENTO!

i haven't posted in forever,ever!

first of all, ill say, that school isnt as bad as i thought it would be.
my hate for mr. zentner grows daily. what a JERK! ugh, i hate him soo much.

ok, so i accidentally forgot my trumpet on monday. i left it outside. and i came to him today and was like "excuse me, mr. zenter (being polite, of COURSE) did you happen to see my trumpet outside monday night"
mr. zentner "yes, i did, but i didnt pick it up, its probably stolen, but i would check the office, the security people MIGHT have picked it up."
so i went to the office, and no one was there. so i came back, and found my trumpet inside.
"hey, i actually found my trumpet, it was inside"
"yea, well i didnt pick it up"

so during class i didnt really play. mostly because i had a cold sore WHICH IS NOT A FORM OF HERPIES!. but also to stick it to the man. or should i say...bivalved, two faced, backstabbing bucktoothed goon.
so then after class mike had dropped his music all over the floor.

and since i can't stand i didnt pick it up.
so mr. zentner was like "robert, are you forgetting something"
and i was like "nope, its mikes"
"well why didnt you pick it up"
AND I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanted to say "well why didnt you pick up my trumpet" but i didnt. i decided to make some other sarcastic comment and walk out.
but, thats my story for the day.
i pretty much dont like two third of the drummers. excluding jonathon. (out of three, try harder). hmm so before that we had some german accent einstein impersonator, who'se accent wasn't NEARLY as good as mine. not even close.

and our cross country meet was cancelled today, which was sad. i pretty much cryed all evening. but lets not talk about that.

ok im outie

ciao

-trebor

2005-08-30T20:01:00.000-06:00

woot woot, listening to poor N blues. that tupac song. at least david would know what im talking about, in the offchance that he's reading this. we like to sing it!
"Why'd you sling crack, cus i had to! Why'd you sling crack, cus i had to!..." "so why must i socka fella, just to live large like a rockafella, and did you ever thing, im old enough to go to war, but i aint old enough to drink"

yea, its a cool song. IM me and ill Direct IM it to you. if your lucky.

wellzers havent posted in a while, sorry. lots of...nothings happening.

the whole school gig is getting old, already. just...kidding. but its far from fun, except for spanish. thats always fun. im a big lisZka advocate!

tree huggers for liszka.

im an arbolsexual. haha oh yes, XC!

so for some reason, im doing cross country (which would explain the XC, then wouldn't it?).
but its somewhat fun

because i come home everynight sweaty and really, really sore, but its a good feeling. like "woah, i just ran two and a half miles for fun!" "oh yea, and ill do it again tomorrow" i think joel knows what im saying.

hmm at lunch joel, JT, and I like to do some dancing. sometimes 8-pack (also known as sleepy P). since im in norkus, and we have that nice-tush dance floor. we frolick around to hebrew rap, which is pretty off the chain.

IM me, and ill send you a hebrew rap song too. its like techno with a bit of rapping, oh yea AND ITS IN HEBREW!! not to mention that there is a POPPIN' clarinet solo at the end! which is really, really cool.

and in a different song, the guy goes "hava-nagila" in a gangsterishlyisreali voice, which is cool. because it just like "yea, thats right. yOU BETTER RUN!" haha. (pound it, i suppose i have to say now)

has someone taken your faith, you feel the pain, its real

has someone taken the best, the best, the best of you?

thats also another jammin song thats not currently playing on my itunes list. wow, that song just makes me want to sucker punch a little kid

well on the note, ill make you go to a loveline.

thats not the best one, because DR. DREW!! isnt in the house, but it has Tom Kenney, the guy that does the voice of spongebob squarepants, and he is SOOO funny!..
but if you want some classic drew, check this one out... with oh geese what band might you guys like

system of a down

OR

The All American Rejects

well, if your into him, as im sure a bunch of you are... we have some DMB (dave matthews) and i think the guy's name is boyd...something. he plays the violin

Dave Matthews and boyd man

AND, if you dont have two hours to waste listening to a HILARIOUS radio show, here are two of my personal favorite clips

Note, Goat... this one is like 30 minutes. but its HILARIOUS!! but you have to wait like five minutes for the good part to start. its the redneck guy thats funny. not the first caller

this one is shorter, but equally good "brian, put your schmeckle on the phone"

this one is for casi "HOW DARE YOU!!!" (its like five seconds)

ciao for niao lin biao

-trebor

2005-08-28T11:43:00.000-06:00

ugh. haven't posted in a while. not because i just dont want to fill your heads with cheesy goodness, but soley becuase, i have been tired/busy.

so on friday we started cross country. Joel somehow talked me into it. it wasn't that bad i guess. I ran with max. we were "RUNNING BUDDIES!" (OOOH BOY!). and we ran like two miles.

then after that meh mom and i went to torreros. which was pretty deluscious. and we talked about animal testing, in a good way!. yay! hurrah for hooded rats
then we sort of hung around and then i went to that thing at smith about aquarius, which was surprisingly fun. we got to see "public school people"

and three we are bunch of people from DA

and those kids from smith looked at us like we were gods.
ok they didnt, but im sure thats what they were thinking

then i went home and went to sleep

then saturday we went to DFC and then COSTCO!!! and the water at DFC was WAY too cold. so my parents swam, and i just sort of sat, bitter on a chez lounge.

then costco. we got a lot of paperish platish stuff. and we saw JULIA! there, which was...the same feeling that you always get when you see someone you know at a store, and want to hide, because you dont want to say hi, not because you dont like them, just because you dont feel like saying hi. im sure you know the feeling.

but i suppose it was OK.

ah yes, FREE SAMPLES!! WOOOOIEE! OOH BOY!
yea, the samples were good

then we went home, and i did some homework. then my parents left for some stupid party. and i continued my homework. then made dinner, which was crappy. and then finished homework.

then i finished my picture for rachel! which took like two hours, believe it or not. aah, i love paintpad

then i went to bed at around 2 ish

then i woke up today at 11. and had breakfast. did some meager programming. tryed to read some. and gave it up. im in a mood where...im not going to learn anything.

so im listening to life of pi on CD, and talking to you..

welllzers. thats it

ciao
-trebor.

2005-08-24T20:16:00.000-06:00

GOD DANGIT!!
i just had a huge post typed out! AND THEN THE LOVELINE ARCHIVE CRASHED MY BROWSER (firefox, duh).
pssh
it started with a ben folds song. and im not going to re-type it. because im like that

so today we had the open house, which was pretty much a waste of time. But JT and i wandered aroudn and saw all of our teachers, than picked up Nathan, Robbie, and Joel (hehe, picked up). then we sort of floated around till the lunchie deal...

i thought it was funny when mr. B was talking, because he was like

"Yea, last night when I was watching Tommy Lee Goes to College. and wondering what the hell am i gonna say to those kids" (paraphrased, of course to what he was thinking). and i thought that was HILARIOUS.

that show looks really funny. Tommy Lee was the drummer of Motley Crew. in case you didnt know, for some strange reason. well i only know because i saw the 20 20 about him and PAMELA ANDERSON (oh, yeaaaah)!. that cute couple. *sigh*
then we had a pretty crappy lunch.

then joel, JT, robbie, and i went down to the lower field and played soem soccer/rugby for a little over an horu and a half. or so. then we went to Fosters, to get some eats.

and i had typed out what we got, but not im only gonna say that i got lemondrops and a root beer. which were OK.

then we saw Red Eye. which was OK

then i came home. and dumped the stuff out of my backpack, and put in new stuff for tomorrow. which im dreading. but i better go to sleep soon
soo ciao for niao lin biao

-trebor

2005-08-21T21:02:00.000-06:00

Siner's breakin' down on a camel's back.
They just gotta go 'cuz they dont know whak
So ya fill the streets it's apeddy to see.
You wont get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free.
You've got a new horizon it's the ephemeral style.
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they gotta kiss 'cause I don’t get sleep, no.

righto!

wow, haven't posted in a while. and for that...i appologize.

SO!

yesterday was hella boring. (not the use of a western colloquialism)
woot woot

so i pretty much hung out until around 4ish when we went to DFC to meet J to the tizzle.

so we swam there...for a while. and nathan was there too. with willem. who has long hair and a pubescent voice. which i thought was funny. not really. but he was nice

then we played some poo ool. which i own, own, owned at. even though JT won.

then we played some EXTREME skeetball.
hehe skeetballs

if thats what its called
you know when you roll those balls up that little ramp into little holes for points. HAHAHAHA its sounding even more awkward as i go. skeetballas word up!

then we borrowed the crappiest rackets they had and played tennis
and JT accidentally like hit the racket on the ground
and it got REALLLY lopsided. and we tryed to hit it back. but it didnt work. haha so then we secretly returned the rackets and left. then we went to a sushi place, which was REALLLLLLLY GOOD!! akai hana. it was soooo good. much better than...sushi yoshi and such.

then we went home. and did the usual. and watched some of the godfather part 2. which was not verry fun. and went to sleep. after exercising, going to dicks, and playing soccer in my basement.

then today we woke up, and played soccer. and ate breakfast. and watched EVERY SINGLE teen girl squad (all nine of them)

which was pretty off the chain.

then he left. and i finished watching the godfather.

then...set up my mom's computer
which is now finished. and has two moniters. and is REALLY cool and fast, and I built it!
all by mysef! (minus the l on purpose)

right. then i did some programming. and learned some more C++. and thats the day

ciao for naio lin biao

2005-08-17T12:47:00.000-06:00

just thought these were hilarious

the one of the kitty is reffering to kitten cannon. the game. which i haven't played in a while. cus i dont really play games. in case you cared.

2005-08-17T12:29:00.000-06:00

Catriona, Catriona!

just thought i would say that, cus i was looking down my buddy list, and i looked her catriona's away message and it was...
"I'm away because Robert K. is too"

how true, how true.

i've never seen anything so blantanly well put! but, i'm sure we've all experienced that.

your talking to a bunch of people at once...but only one you really want to talk to...and then they sign off. and your just like, yea, i gotta run. catch ya on the flip side! ya down. and then they're like...im down.

and so it is. but, cool points to bff. catriona.

yea. so school starts. i. like. i dont know how many days.

i think i would rather just remain confined to my room until school starts. maybe reading, maybe...i dunno. but i would rather just stay locked up. then go through another school year. have a fun summer. go through the school year. have a fun summer.

i guess the point im trying to make here is...we're confined to a strict regiment of...learning, and minimal fun for 10 ish months, until it warms up, and we can play outside. in which case we get a measly two months of play.

and we do this for 13 years.

that is, until we go to college.

psssh is all i've got to say

don't be the dullard. cough cough.

hanywayz. boring day. got school books. well my brother did, cus he was at school anyway, and all i had to do was give him my schedule! lucky(s) me. hanywayz.
i think that's about all there is to say about nothing.

ciao for niao lin biao

-trebor

2005-08-15T16:50:00.000-06:00

Toronto was the shizzle! i did end up seeing that crazy french circus, but they weren't all that bad. just kind of wierd. list of places i went to(if you care):

CN Tower
Paramount Wonderland aka. "Da Shizzle"
Casa Loma (stupid old house/museum, not my idea)
Cirque du Soleil (the crazy french circus)
Other places

the best part was the tour of a winery cause i got some wine (yum). i had to refrain from walking up to my tour guide and saying "this is some good shit!". Otherwise im too lazy to tell you about the whole thing. but heres some pictures for you to enjoy.

Yes, the rumors you've heard are true, Canadians love iPods too. Here's an iPod ad from about 1200 feet(the CN Tower).

a view through the glass floor of the CN tower observation deck.

l'chaim
-joel

2005-08-12T22:49:00.000-06:00

HEY.

yes yes fun day...
started out helping the cleaning lady put the sheets on our parents bed. which was fun. and i talked to her for a little while...about crabs. and how you can eat them so many different ways. and...that we dont like them. albeit i dont like seafood...except shrimp...

she likes BBQ

and fish...i guess.

yea, then i did some SEACOAST LIFE!! holla back! haha. just kidding about that link. i googles fun in the sun...just so you know...

ok so the screen shot is at the top...so you know. coo oool.

right. so then i did a ton of seacoast life stuff...and discovered that i didnt have one of the pages of questions. and it turns out that elise doenst either...
so AUDRIE!!! was supposed to send me the questions...about 9 hours ago. but she didnt.

poo on yoo.
yea, so then i went to the mall to meet robbie. then we saw stealth. which was ok. not much plot.
but good special effects-robbie

yea, then we sort of wandered around. i got a C++ book. and then my mumsies picked us up and we went to some chinese place. and it was preettty good. not great.

then we came home, watched some movie. then played some CS (counterstrike) (oh yea davor and philip)(kids from austria, no chance their reading this...by the way)
now we're listening to some lov...fill in the blank (the radio show...)
and doing some bloggin

im outie
ciao

ciao for

ciao for niao

ciao for niao lin

ciao for niao lin biao

GRADATION!

ciao for niao lin biao

-trebor

2005-08-10T20:12:00.000-06:00

b-b-back. from our vacation.
fun times on the college tour! i enjoyed it more than my brother. which is ODD because the whole trip was for him.
hanwayz. so we saw most of the IVY leagues.
dartmouth
amherst (blah)
smith(my mom went there...before it was...well you know. oh, and we saw it because she wanted to. for herself)
harvard
yale
princeton
goergetown
university of pennsylavania
and another one. but i can't think of it

i think my favorites were dartmouth and university of pennsylvania

i didn't think that Upen was a good school...but it turns out...its like ivy leagues. its pen state that isnt good.
yea. and pennsylvania is SOO cool.

i think its probably my favorite place.
right. so we started out flying to manchester...which is in like new hampshire.
and which is sort of near dartmouth.
but. they lost our luggage in philly. where we stopped. to get a different plain (whatever the word is). and so...it wasnt good.
right but then we rented a car, after we had dinner with my auntie and unclie. who live near there. which was a pleasant surprise. and then drove on to the dartmouth in, which was OFF THE CHAIN (G-UNIT). it was really. cool. actually, its not even that great, i just wasnt expecting it.
then the next day my brother went to the information sesssion, and we slept late, then took the tour. and then we met with my cousin who goes there. and he loves it. but there is a lot of alchohal. and a lot of "greek systems" i guess fraternities. im not so into that. whatever though. i still really liked it.
well im sure you dont want to hear about the rest of my trip. but i do want to add a few things.

in philly they had segway tours which i REALLY wanted to do. but we didnt get to, because all of the tours were booked. so we went to the art museum, which are the steps where rocky climbed (sylvester stalone?). haha and i killed my ankle running down them.
right.
and
umm
what was the other thing?
hmm
i dont remember.
hanywayz.

today we got up, viewed georgetown, (tour/info session/ breakfast). then we went to the airport in DC. and got on the plane.

but when we landed it was raining REALLLY hard. so we had to sit on the runwayish place for like 30 minutes.
and the angry lady next to me was yapping in her cellphone. about how she wanted to get a dell, cus she needed a new comp. and i wanted to scream DONT GET A DELL. but i didnt.
then we took a cab home, and here i am! yay.

right ciao for niao lin biao

-trebor

2005-08-02T11:14:00.000-06:00

ighto! in asnwer to your last email. we are on a college tour for my brother in
new england for about ten days. right now im on my palm pilot in our hotel
making use of the FREE wireless internet connection. and using my palm pilot
keybaord that i know you love! heh heh heh. righto
i just tryed to send an email like this but im not sure if it sent or not.
pooie. so if this is the second email that tyou get like this...then whatever.
so we're at dartmouth. well some nice inn near it. or in it. or whatever.
yea. so hectic day. so firts we flew out of our airport to philidelphia. and
from there we had to "run to the next place" but i just thought "whatever, she's
just being dumb, and we have a lot of time". but i tturns out, even though i was
ort of fast walking, while my family was jogging we got there within the last
boarding call. it was really weird. i guess. but not weird. just a coincidence.
and the gate we got out from philly. it was the same one the that we went to on
our flight back from paris. and there were the same jewish magic shop there!
well same cart anywayz. with the jewish guys. i wanted to say hi, but i didnnt.
by the way, can you put this onthe blog? just because i dont know if i can
access the blog on my PDA and dont feel like doing it on my dad's laptop.
hanywayz.
when we got the the manchester (the airport) we foudn out that they lost our
luggage! which sort of sucks. but im not sure i really care, as long as we get
it back. well its like tomorrow. meaning after midnight.
ok so peace out

ok ciaofor niao

-robert

an email robert sent me
and told me to post as you can tell

firstclass pilot email test account: for the eight grade and the fourth grade. joy.

bellez moi,
audrey

2005-07-30T19:17:00.000-06:00

did they get you to trade, your heros for ghosts? hot ashes for trees? warm air for a coool breeze.

mmhmm
sos yesterday robbie, his dad and i went to fudruckers (i think whoever named that had a good time. whenever i say "fudrucker" im scared im going to say it wrong and say...well you know. anwayz.)
so we got nice chocolate milkshakes. learned some good facts from the ace man (robbie's dad). and then played some video games. which im traditionally horrible at. except, im going to pin it on the game. and that my cart wasn't as fast as the other carts. whatever.
after that we went to see war of the worlds.
which was reallllly creeepy. and the theater was cold, so i put my head in my shirt. but they thought i was scared. so i laughed. kind of.
after the movie we went to robista's house. and went swimming in his pooool which was reallllly hot. for a pool. then we had dinner. and played some x-box. and imed. then we watched a little bit of animal house and went to bed.
this morning we had breakfast. then they took me home. and i learned some more good stuff from the ace man.
my parents were about to leave for raleigh. and i started reading harry potter. then listened to car talk, and woke up two hours later. just in time for on the media.

haha boooring. but then it was time for this american life. which i think was a rerun
but i listened to it anyway.
then my brotha and i went to bali hai. which was off the chain. then we came home. and i used winamp to take all of the files off his ipod, then put them on my computadora. now im putting them on my palm pilot for my trip tomorrow.

oh by the way, im leaving tommorow. comming back like in ten days; on the fourtieth. just kidding on the like i dunno when. but around ten or eleven days.
college shopping. with my family. how fun.
righto
well i think that's it.
sorry for the booring post.

ciao for niao lin biao.

-trebor

2005-07-29T10:52:00.000-06:00

No More Summer Reading!
and we shal rejoice in the streets.
so i finished my last book today. animal farm. it took like two days to complete it. which is sad, because it should take like five minutes.

that book is off the CHAIN! (G-Unit)
right.yes.so

last night was MISERABLE. i sort of couldn't sleep. i finally sort of lost consciousness. and like five minutes later my dog started barking HYSTERICALLY. for HOURS. it was terrible. i think i finally fell asleep at around 4. and woke up at around 9'ish. which is like the earliest i've woken up in a while.
it was ho ho horrible.
SOS. today i woke up. and i read. and bathed in leisure. then i cleaned out my closet. and found some papers from ike a couple of years back. threw them out, you know the deal.

gorsh.
so im going to robbeh's house today. its gonna be off the chain (g-unit)

right so ciao for niao lin biao!

-trebor

2005-07-28T21:11:00.000-06:00

You Stun Me With Your Pulchritude. rdw

Hanywayz

yea so today. Not Verry eventful. did a lot of reading. ANIMAL FARM. off the chain. what a great book.
its really short. you can read it in like two days without effort. buy it. its re-he-heally good. so i read a bunch of it today. and will finish it tomorrow. Sos today i woke up at around 11:30. probably the latest I've ever slept. Thats more than twelve hours of sleep! (by like 5 minutes) I'm also astonished that i went to bed so early. yet woke up so late. wooie some nice lightning outside. hanywayz.
so i had ortho today. which was AWEFUL. that new attendant HATES me. and i haven't dont anything to her! i guess its my stunning beauty. or that the doctor man is always nice to me. and perhaps not her! psh. hate me cus im beautiful well i dont like you either.

actually, i dont mind her.
haha i sort of just wanted to put a picture in. so i put in the MSFT XP sample photo that came in the my photos folder. yeh. speaking of microsoft, microsoft vista is comming out next year! and it's no longer called longhorn. by the way, longhorn was going to come out THIS year. january, in fact. but, the slacked off and didnt finish it. all they managed to put out was a 64 bit operating system. which no one got. i COULD get it. because of my amazing processing speed. 64 bit amd athalon. but, i dont have it. A) because i dont want to pay the 12 dollars. and B) because i dont want to find new drivers. or reload drivers. or back up all of my stuff. even though my hard drives are mirrored/raided. right. electronics tyrade. for you, joel. and maybe some other quazzy nerds. thats not complicated stuff! yeh yeh!

welzers.
after ortho
my brotha and i went to see charlie and the chocolate factory!!
which was really, really good. jonny depppp was HILARIOUS in some parts. even though i was the only one sort of chuckling. like when he made fun of people. i laughed. because thats how i am. i guess. just kidding!!
right. so then we got some subway, came home. and....did what people do at home. i guess?
right well im out

ciao for niao lin biao!
-trebor

2005-07-28T10:53:00.000-06:00

To make integer random numbers, wrap the rand() command with the int() command to turn it into and integer like this:

int(rand(10))

That should generate a random number between 0 and 9.

for the second problem, I'm not sure why you're using the PID variable. Are you just trying to get a random seed? look on perldoc.perl.org and if you can't find an answer to your problem, ask the perl monks

Update: here's a copy and paste from perl documentation: "Most programs won't even call srand() at all, except those that need a cryptographically-strong starting point rather than the generally acceptable default, which is based on time of day, process ID, and memory allocation, or the /dev/urandom device, if available." that means you shouldn't even call srand().

2005-07-27T21:23:00.000-06:00

B.S

(blog script)

Joel, i tryed this:

#!/usr/bin/perl
srand(time() ^($$ + ($$ <<15))) ;
for ($x=0;$x<10;$x++) {
print rand() . "\n";
}
chomp($fun = );

and it didnt do what i wanted

2005-07-27T21:15:00.000-06:00

OH
by the way

how do you create random numbers in perl...for joel

like...a program that creates A REAL NUMBER. like a positive interger. none of this decimal crap. and between like 1-10

and prints it

for joel.

off the chain G-UNIT

2005-07-27T19:56:00.000-06:00

WOOO IE!!

guess who finished 1984 today?
i did.

it was...ok. i thought there were thirty more pages. but it turned out that it was just the appendix. and... who reads the appendix. not me.
sos. i started out my morning with reading about 60 pages of it. which was quite...fun.
it was weird. it was pretyt morbid. i recall him saying something like "When are they going to just end it all and shoot me" or something like that towards the end. i have the page dog-eared. if you care.

Sooo i packed today. its not physically in the suitcase. ooooh CSI is on. ill finish this later

time: 9:58
time back: 11:11 (toutch the clock)

yea. right. so i did some cleaning today. and my brother wouldnt take me to DFC with him. even though...well yea. but i found some nice stuff on him. to use...next time i suppose. what a punk.

but he played catch with me today. mostly because my mom made him. god. i haven't played catch with anyone since. badunkadunk knows.
yea. CSI was sort of substandard. but i guess that was expected. the NY ones aren't as good as the miami and las vegas.
well im out
ciao for niao lin biao

2005-07-27T00:16:00.000-06:00

by the way, the new version of aol is NO WHERE NEAR AS GOOD AS FIREFOX.

i salute you, my fellow jew! FIREFOX IS THE BEST.

Here's your tech lesson of the day.
robert you can use the HTML <code> tag and special formatting codes to make < and > Like this:


#import <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
for (int i=0;i<50000;i++)
{
cout<<"motha cracka"<<endl;
}
}

Now that shizzle is f'rizzle.

im going to toronto(however the hell you spell it) and seeing those wierd people called Cirque de Soleil. Anyone whos seen that southpark episode knows what i mean. its a bunch of crazy french people doing acrobatics. My parents in the typical jewish way are very excited to go. anyway ive got to go to bed because my mom made me a dentist appointment at 9. i havent been up earlier than nine in about a month.

L'chaim,
--j-masta

2005-07-26T18:19:00.000-06:00

just thinking about how politically innacurate saying "P.S" on a blog is. i mean. post script? on a blog.

not in mine you won't.

Sos. today i read a T-T-T-Ton of 1984. i really want to read that new harry potter book. we have it. but...george orwell calls, i suppose. the book reading went a little faster. i admit to skipping like three pages of it. it was some dumb part. sort of a communist manifesto...shortened down. basically it was just about 28 pages of rambling. i read 25. i guess ill read the rest later. but it goes SOO much slower than the regular part of the book.

today i was thinking of starting a sort of communist society, minus the beatings over the back with shovels (sorry castro, you know i love you brotha).

I did watch a little of laguna beach. maybe 20 minutes of it. its not that exiting.
except some new girl had a big big house, adn threw a big party. but it wasn't that big. and i think her dadddie had a limo. thats off the chain.
and another girl's boyfriend is cheating on her, but she is in denial. i think her name is jessica. but im not sure. she's the one with the glasses. mm hmm. she seems like she would know what

#include
using namespace std;
int main()

for(int i=0; i<50000; ++i)
cout<<"motha cracka"<< endl;
return 0;

(it wouldnt let me to do the brackets, in case your wondering why you got an error code when you tryed to compile it

would do...
haha it would just print "motha cracka" 50,000 times on the screen. (thats C++).

but anywayz. so i went swimming with my brother today.
this weird kid with the last name "carlos"
swam up to my brother and i and was like "do you guys want this ball".
and i was like "sure"
and then he asked my brother what his name is and my brother was like "andrew"
and he was like "ooh sorry i dont give balls to people to name andrew"
(in retrospect i should have said "yea, well you give something close to your balls to people named andrew. (homosexual joke)(parenthasis next to parenthasis in parenthasis)).
but that would be mean.
then he asked me my name
and i was like "robert"
and he was like "what"
and i was like
"robert"
"R-O-B-E-R-T"
(if he could spell)
and god. i would go on. but GRR. he was just a deuschnozel. which in like german maybe swedish or something means shower head. by the way.
but dont tell your mom you heard it from me. by the way
just kidding!!
--
i'm feeling creative today, by the way.
so then we went to some mexican place by my house for dinner. and it was OK.
then we came home and i read some more.

ok ciao for niao lin biao

by the way, the new version of aol is NO WHERE NEAR AS GOOD AS FIREFOX. and they need to go back to the old program that would run it.
if they are reading this. take my suggestion

ok

ciao for niao lin biao

trebor

2005-07-25T17:52:00.000-06:00

haha joel so do i, my brotha. so do i

we need to learn some binary so then we can really "get the freak on"

sow

today i didnt really do too much

woke up at like 9 and listened to some syndicated morning talk show, and thought about how luck i am... that im not so ugly tthe only job i can get is in radio.

ooh did i just say that? sorry. i didnt mean it. joke

so then after that i read some 1984. which is pretty good. it just goes really slowly. i think ill try to get to 200 tonight. from like 150.

its not going to be easy.

so i made some pink lemonaide. from one of those frozen things. then i had a pop tart and read my book. later i went out for a haircut with my brotha

and now i look like buddah... (except i eat more
haw haw

i feel bad for people with unusually slow metabolisms. or perhaps the big guy was sneaking oreos when he was supposed to be fasting.
come out with your hands up, man)
NOTE: the parenthasis just ended there. so its best that you read it without the parenthasis FIRST. it gives more effect. but i suppose you have already read the parenthasis. and im sort of rambling. you donnybrook

feel my belly. i dare you.
(just kidding).

so then we came home. and he went out with his friends. and i stayed home and watched the godfather part 1.

which was off the chain. the only bad thing was...i couldn't really understand him. so i had to put on subtitles. haha whatever.

so then i made dinner and read some more

mm creamed spinach and ravioli. i love creamed spinach

and im not even kidding. i have always had a soft spot in my heart for the green giant.

ok

well ciao for niao lin biao

trebor

2005-07-25T17:07:00.000-06:00

just use gcc.

--the j-masta jew

ps i love posting stuff that nobody understands(except maybe robert)

2005-07-24T20:48:00.000-06:00

SoS
last night was really really frustrating

i was trying to setup windows XP media edition on the computer that i just built for my mommie...but it wasnt working properly. i formatted the disks SO many times. then this morning i did it and it worked fine. anywayz.
its a reallllly good computer
its got 2 raided 270 gig drives and 1 gig of ram. off the chain.
lets see. so today i got up at 11 ish and listened to wait wait dont tell me whilst setting up that computer. then at around twelve we went to raleigh (my parents and i) to look for another home.
dont worry, were not moving. just to rent out to people. then after that we went to a REALLY good italian place. which was off the chain. but we had to wait a while... so we went to adventure landing and i did soem batting cages. i think its the first time we've waited to get into a restruant. so then after that we came home...adn i listened to my brother's ipod on the way home.

well thats it. i think im gonna finish up this new computer.

ciao for niao lin biao

trebor

2005-07-23T07:55:00.000-06:00

Programmer with a sense of attitide

is not what i got at the nerd camp.

So yesterday was our last day at C++ camp (mixed feelings)
wait, actually i couldn't wait to get out of it.
they gave us little awards and made us do some stupid graudation ceremnoy. I got the award for
programmer with a sense of humor. i guess that suits me well.
a lot of the kids there were really mean. i can't wait till they rot
oh sorry did i just say that?
well yea, so i made a dice rolling game for my final project and turned it into a .exe file...so you folks at home can use it! ain't that off the chain(g-unit). just leave a comment or email me.
SO i can't do C++ at home until they get the MSDN patch for the software they gave out. none of you will understand what that is except for me...and possibly joel. yea joel will.(microsoft developers network).
yurp.
so after my little campie my mom and i were hungry so we stopped at a gas station. i got checks mix and water (deer park, mind you). and she got diet wild cherrie pepsi.(woah i almost spelled pepsi with an ie...pepsie).
so then we went to DFC...and we uuh swam and then it thundered. so we changed. and then we went to target (pronounced tarjay) and got some food. we were going to get clothes. but i did not find their selection fit for...i.(me).
actually, none of their shorts had pockets. so i thought. expletive this.
and dont worry. we dont usually go grocery shopping at target(pronounced TARJAY!!!).
so then we had dinner at toreros. i got the mar y tierra. which was too big. and i didnt eat it all. it was steak. and some like shrimp. but the shrimp were really weird.
sos
then i went with my papi (actually, i refer to him as my father/electronics b****. just kidding about the last one.) and i call him dad. by the way.
erm. so we went to one of those electronic stores and looked for a phone battery. but they didnt have the kind hat we wanted to so we went to office depot (or max) and they had the kid we wanted. which was good.

eew i just sneezed and it tastes like vitamens.

then we went home and watched a heartwarming 20, 20. about...odd families. it was really good. i enjoyed it verry much.

well ciao for niao lin biao
trebor

2005-07-19T20:25:00.000-06:00

So Give Me Novacaine

An Uneventful Second Day At C++ camp. cybercamps

it actually isnt that bad. all of the people are really nice. except one red haired kid. but, who listens to red heads anyway.
They all love to play some starwars game via a lan network. so i sometimes join them, and just throw my lightsaber around. its funnier to me than anyone else...i guess.

my C++ little councellor person is the shiz bom. im not really sure if she knows too much of it...but she is really cool and nice.
i take that back, im sure she knows a lot. but she doesnt really want to TELL ME HOW TO DO THINGS. how dare she.
i got a nerd point for reciting the keyboard today. its not that hard! i would have thought that at a nerd camp there would be SOMEONE else who could...
there is a councellor who is a big time hacker. he doesnt talk much. but he had a fly emirates shirt on. which was pretty cool. never seen one of those before.

So I'm installing visual studio.net right now so i can do some C++ on my computer. its like over 100$...and they just gave it out at the camp. crackalated. yes. THANK YOU.

there was a councellor there today who was wearing pants that had little straps in the back of his jeans...and they went to the opposite jean. like diagonally. and i asked my councellor lady how he ran and she responded
"hunny, nerds don't run"
it was quazzy unexpected.

so i went out to dinner with my mom and some people that work for/with her. it was pretty boring. but it was "well behaved" pssh. i made some man out a napkin on the table. it was really really cool. it took me like 30 minutes too. i've never done anything that...artistic.

then we stopped off at some druge store and there was a puddle of puke right where is stepped out of the car. i almost hit it. that would have been...beyond gross.

ait, im going to get back to installing this thing.

ciao for niao lin biao

trebor

2005-07-17T09:14:00.000-06:00

back and atom. for the third time...I guess

So i got back lets see two days ago. I suppose the Trip was OK, not top notch, as i suspected it would be. For one thing, most of our meals consisted of greasy chicken on the bone...and for desert fruit coctail. thats right, the stuff you were served when you were three and went to day care at the YMCA.
But i got a lot of NEAT-O stuff. like venetian glass... and alabaster stuff...and oh boy, lots of other goodies. by the way
"CHOCOLATE IS NOT FOOD!".
-Cathy trying to avoid customs run-ins.

I tend not to run lie to government agents...by the way.

speaking of lying to government agents...funny story told to me by some californian kid...that i didnt really like.

ok, so we all know that show family fewd.
well there was some kid's family fewd show on a couple of years ago...and in the final thing there was a little "latino" kid that was doing it.
and the question was "who do you lie to the most"
and the kid before him goes "uuh my parents"
and this lovable latino kid goes "umm the police".

at least i thought it was funny.

so i got back and i was feeling really badly. i had a really runny nose and a cough that could kill a rice crispy bar.

actually i just saw a rice crispy wrapper next to me...so i said that.
so we got back at like 11:00 PM and there was a MOB of parents there. it was really weird. i felt like britney spears.
or brat pit ttt

then the next day i sort of half heartedly unpacked and then went to the pool
then we had steak for dinner. and my mom and i watched a little TV. something on CNN about terrorism. it was interesting...i guess
but i feel asleep and my mom woke me up later.
and apparently i looked at her really funny(like) and said "your not my mommy". then went back to sleep. then she woke me up again and i said "well maybe you are".

i SWEAR i dont remember saying that. but it happened...apparently. ask my mom.

so today we are going to look at another town house to rent out to people. then out for italitan food in raleigh. it should be a blast. and i can't wait.

OK, so im out

ciao for niao lin biao

trebor

2005-07-06T12:43:00.000-06:00

just wondering... both josh and joel signed my yearbook as "da jewmaster" so is it just one of you or both of you. anyways.. tommorrow is july 7th and you guys all know what that means.or else you dont care. as for casi-tan time at the pool. josh can come if he can swim. youre all invited but i dont know if you can come. ill shut up for now. the newbie strikes again

2005-06-25T20:09:00.000-06:00

WOOIE!!
So I'd like to preface this by saying...i'm leaving tomorrow. as is casi. but not on the same trip.

so today i finished my book:the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. it was really good. quality summer reading.

We went to DFC and nathan! was there. and we played around for a while then went out to dinner. which was fun and unplanned! woot woot spontaneous

right. small post tonigh. cus im tired. alright. peace

2005-06-25T13:28:00.000-06:00

I just found the coolest site ever. It is a remix of the classic you are an idiot page (www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html). Watch out dumb IE users, it will take over your browser. if you right click on the image below and hit play it will play the flash. F'shizzle!

I love these two sites so much that they are the last two links in the links thing. i've told you so now you really are an idiot if you click them. What the hell is that pink thing dancing in the middle though?

Peace out,
back in 3 weeks biatches!

2005-06-24T12:20:00.000-06:00

leg itches

OK, so im going to start off with some of Po Folks :
Even though I picture better days,
I'm thankful for the chance I got to say amen
The Lord done blessed me with his grace, I wish this day would never end
We represent the slums, where we from, we filthy bum
Polish shot off on these presidents, and hardtimes they go and come
Some take up off, without the chance, to make it at all
Who woulda thought Skinny'd be the one that's, makin this call
Lord, help me out, tell me where I went wrong
I'm tryna find a righteous path, although it's, narrow and long
I gotta do it for my sons, they tellin me, "Daddy be strong"
We gon' make it through these hardtimes
even though they go and they come
Ya absolutely right, for somethin happen to me on last Tuesday night
It's plain as day, man they... with this World Trade

i know thats a lot...but its really cool...put to a rap song...check it out

i actually dont expect you to read that. but just do it. its really cool. i guess.
its an old song. 4'th grade(ish).
So today i really have done absolutely NOTHING. i cleaned my room. i guess. because my mom was like "your room has gotta be SPOTLESS for the cleaning people". and i was like uuh think about what u just said. and she got mad. whatever. so. peace up a town down.
i listened to a loveline today. with ishe from the contender. not trying to get u hooked on the show. just showing it off. as i frequently make refferences to it that no one else gets.
haha now im listening to a nappy roots re-mix.
jimmy crack corn cross the county line with marry jane.
its like a rock re-mix with POD of that country boys song. i think ill change the artist.
yea how about something from meteoria. thats a great CD. by the way
so i've been doing a lot of programming recently. some pretty cool stuff. and reading and my mommie is supposed to come home at like 4 to take me swimming. and then out to dinner! my last friday here. im leaving for europe on sunday
im me, and say "i want a postcard" and ill send u one. yea. rock on

haha
ciao for niao

trebor

2005-06-24T12:16:00.000-06:00

My family. plus Maeve. Minus me. And Campbell. After we learned that our neighbors would be moving. The Dodges. Do you know them? I think so. Graham Dodge got expelled. from DA. He beat up my other neighbor. And walks around the neighborhood. Wit a hatchet. We are excited.

Congrats to Josh zofTer. His cast gets off today. No more worrying about ingrown pinky toenails. Yup Yup!

http://serials.com
^the ultimate site for the Geek Squad. Its a real company. For Serious.

Look! over the ridge! Its BECKYS GIRAFFE!

MerMaid woMAN. To the rescue!

cas

2005-06-23T19:11:00.000-06:00

I am finally back. Finally back from the angles of hell.

Anyways, I'm not getting why some people [joel] post five time in a row with stuff I do not know... (can you explain?) Haha don't bother I will never get the geniusness of that kid. =)

So our plane arrived in at like 12 last night. It was delayed an hour because of the heat box. They had to fix it because it was not accustomed to enduring extreme heat. The flight attendants also told us not to open our windows, because in that fixing-the-box-operation, they had to turn off the air conditioning. To top it all off there was a man siting next to me that kept farting his ass off. Not pleasent, eh?

Happy Birthday to my Daddy.

Toadally Jesus.
(It was on a pajama shirt I saw at Kohls)

Oh yes, and who picked the skin for this blog? It is rather BORING.
Robert, heres your time to change it!

CoMmEnTs x3 CaSi

2005-06-23T17:32:00.000-06:00

Sorry for posting twice in a row, but the little ads under the counter have been removed and it works on firefox, but it may crackalate it under Internet Explorer. Tell me if you have trouble and I'll fix it.

2005-06-23T16:25:00.000-06:00

Robert, try something like this:


use warnings;

sub menu {
print "Add Two numbers?      Hit 1 \n";
print "Subtract Two numbers? Hit 2 \n";
print "Multiply Two numbers? Hit 3 \n";
print "Divide Two numbers?   Hit 4 \n";
}

sub get{
print "Number One: ";
chomp($one = stdin);
print "Number Two: ";
chomp($two = stdin);
}

while (1) {
&menu;
chomp($choice = stdin);
if ($choice == 1) {
 &get;
 print "$one" + "$two"."\n\n";
} elsif (2) {
 &get;
 print "$one" - "$two"."\n\n";
} elsif (3) {
 &get;
 print "$one" * "$two"."\n\n"
} elsif (4) {
 &get;
 print "$one" / "$two"."\n\n";
}

}

It does essentially the same thing in a lot less lines of code. All the "stdin" things should have the brackets around them, but this goddamn editor crackalates them.

Joel,
Senior Executive Facilitator of Advanced Window Adjustment Systems of the Greater Triad Area.

2005-06-23T15:38:00.000-06:00

I just sort of wanted to share my program with the world... here it is
(this is what it takes to make an ugly calculator in perl)
use warnings;
print "Would You like to Add Two numbers? y/n \n";
chomp($add = );
if ($add eq "y")
{
print "OK, press enter to continue \n";
chomp($nothing = );
print "Enter Your First Number \n";
chomp($first = );
print "Enter Your Second Number \n";
chomp($second = );
$result = $first + $second;
print "$first + $second = $result.\n";
chomp($end = )
}
else
{
print "Would You Like to Multiply Two Numbers? y/n \n";
chomp($mult = );
if ($mult eq "y")
{
print "Enter Your First Number \n";
chomp($firstm = );
print "Enter Your Second Number \n";
chomp($secondm = );
$result = $firstm * $secondm;
print "$firstm * $secondm = $result.\n";
chomp($end2 = )
}
else
{
print "Wooh, tough customer. Well would you like to subtract two numbers? y/n \n";
chomp ($subtr = );
if ($subtr eq "y")
{
print "Enter Your First Number \n";
chomp($firsts = );
print "Enter Your Second Number \n";
chomp($seconds = );
$result = $firsts - $seconds;
print "$firsts - $seconds = $result.\n";
chomp($end3 = )
}
else
{
print "well partner, looks like you've come to the end of the line...d'ya wanna divide two numbers? y/n \n";
chomp($dive = );
if ($dive eq "y")
{
print "Enter Your First Number \n";
chomp($firstm = );
print "Enter Your Second Number \n";
chomp($secondm = );
$result = $firstm / $secondm;
print "$firstm - $secondm = $result.\n";
chomp($end4 = )
}
else
{
print "ok, well I can't do anything for you so...press q to quit \n"
}
}
}
chomp($jjf = );
}
print "Robert Hopes that He has Helped You, but all good things must come to an end. So press any button twice to quite \n";
chomp($jjff = );

I'm sure that means nothign to you. except joel

more later

2005-06-22T19:46:00.000-06:00

howdy howdy
So today was pretty gyrational. I went to the pool with babo...which was cool
CHCC. (i think thats it) and we threw the water balls around...and played catch four like five hours. haha we spent a lot of time outside, and now im pretty much charred. His sister was there too...with some of her gang...and they were verry rambunctious...and tryed to take the ball from us...frequently. which wasnt verry fun. then we did some diving off the diving board..and we met this lady that spoke like five languages:
english, spanish, russian, sign language, and swahili.
swahili was coool...and we sort of talked to her for a while. she had kids that only spoke russian...which was really cooool. and we enjoyed the salted, not chlorinated pool. weird, but better. i'm swiming in visine.
then we went back to his house and played with his HUGE HUGE airsoft guns...he has like a sniper riffle...and a machine gun. it was really really cool.
and then they took me back to mi casa. and i did some reading. and MOWED the lawn
and there was a metal thing in the middle of the lawn...and ididntlike bother to move it
and i ran over it with the mower...cus i just assumed nothing would happen...and it fu-screwed up the mower...so now we have to take it to the shop. but i still made 20$ (smily face)
and it was pretty hoppin.
ok hasta manana
ciao for niao
lin biao

trebor

2005-06-21T23:58:00.000-06:00

my adventures of the square state. they are just absolutely glorious.
(i think this squariness is contagious. for serious)

this is a revelation. i am the first girl to be a member of this blog. although i will not be posting regurally because i have my super cool own (x)anga, i will still check in from time to time to restore order in you crazy hooligans you.

alrighty, nighty nighty kids.

x3casi

2005-06-21T16:59:00.000-06:00

after 30 hours...
so i beat josh by 4 fours and stayed longer at jeol's than he did...well i got there earlier...because he was "sleeping" or something. psh
right. so i got to joel's house and his mom and mine conversed for like an hour in their new york voices.
FYI Joel's mom has the quintessential new york accent. i love it.
so we hung out at his house for a while.
and before josh came we:
played some hard core ping pong
and then we made pancakes!!!!
cept we didnt follow the directions...and we didnt have enough millk.
so we got out two eggs from the re-fridge...but we only needed one
and joel cracked one into the bowl...with all of the AUNT JAMIMA pancake mix... haha that picture is hilarious...
ok so he cracked one egg...annd then another was just sort of...like sitting around
so i figured that i would crack it into the bowl too....so i did...and then he yelled that we only needed one egg.
so then we put the stuff on the griddle...cept we didnt do it like pancakes...just like in a blob of batter...like you might make a gross egg
and it was hilarious!! cus it was HUGE!!! and we ate it...it all... and it was hilarious
we are going to make a cooking show, i swear.

and did this hard core rope swing...that like swung you out to over some like rock alcove...and if you fell off...you would no doubt be impaled by logs...then rocks...as you fell 15 feet to your death. it was really fun! and i was going to do it backwards...but then josh decided that he was bored...so we went back to little jolie's house. and were going to go back at night so it would be extreme hard core
so give me one more reason...why we need to be like them (more blink)
After downing bottles of water and eating all the granola bars carried by a group of volunteer searchers, the boy asked to play a video game on one rescuer's cell phone, sheriff said.
back in my day...if we said that... i think we might get hit with some sort of stick.
what are the boy scouts doing that they can't teach a kid not to wander away from the stupid camp site!
i mean... well whatever. its just my opinion
now bob marley is playing on itunes. i was never a big fan of...regg ae
anywayz. so we went to the mall and we saw the longest yard
which was absolutely hilarious
and i might admit to making fun of some people who were clapping along in the theater. rather loudly
but it was funny
so then we went to the foodcourt and got a burger, a hotdog, and a subway sandwhich... woot woot
oh i forgot to tell you about or moviegoing expericence
so we got one of those HUGE tubs of popcorn (like the large large) and i dont even LIKE popcorn that much!! but somehow it was like almost...done
i think josh ate a lot...and a lot got spilled when we were looking for his retainer.
and we got
candy
and drinks!
and then dinner
haha. talk about...american sized
right so after the movie we went back to little joel's house and watched...what did we watch
oh yea
meet the fo ck ers
fock fock
we fockerized him
haha what a great movie
then we had a NICE ICE cream break!! and there was SOOO much ice cream eating going on
it was funny and delish
and joel poured way too much caramel on my ice cream
and it was gross...yet good... in a pakistani way. you know what i'm saying. of course not
so then we watched some more movies and then went to bed at around 2
then we got up and had pancakes again! cept this time they were really goood. and made by joel's mom
hah
and then i went home at like 2:00...but not after we had lunch at panera...which was delish
ok. over and out...?
ciao for niao lin biao
-trebor

2005-06-21T13:21:00.000-06:00

Hi all. I am now at home, after an eventful 26 hours at Joel's house. After the last post, when I was pulled away from the computer, we (that is, me Robert, and Joel) went to see The Longest Yard. It wuz hilarious, if not a little crude ("private" jokes, etc.) But it wuz funny, and of course the good guys (or should I say bad guys--the good team was made up of convicts) won the day. After the movie, we had dinner at the food court and went home. We first watched Meet the Fockers, which was funny in a "this is so stupid its funny way," then watched Family Guy on DVD, and the went to bed. The next morning, we had pancakes, watched part of the Royal Tenanbaums (sp?), playing Golden eye on N64, some wrestling game on N64, Mario Kart on N64, and Need for Speed Underground on PS2. It was all very fun. Adios amigos.

Josh

2005-06-20T13:49:00.000-06:00

Hi all. I'm here at Joel's house, and everything is fo' Shizzle! Except for the fact that5 Robert keeps on farting and stinking up the whole frckin room and Joel's bed, which we are making Robert sleep on later hahahahahaha!!! OKI fools we best be getting to the movies to see lopngest yard! Holy Crap, now Robert is hiding under the bed from Joel, and Joel is trying to get him out so the he can put him in a wrestling hold or something. And Robert is pinching or biting Joel's ankles or something very painful like that. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO they are dragging me away!!!

Stay Jewish,
Josh

P.S. Get off me Joel I'm tryi

2005-06-20T13:40:00.000-06:00

Here's a regular expression for yo' ass:

If you use /^(.*)?:+\s(.*)?:+\s(.*)$/, then you will be able to use the variables $1, $2, $3 to access the different parts of the string. For example, try using this code:


$data = 'Sat Jun 4 05:56:00 BST 2005 INFO: PD/ZVKK Load: Starting.';

if ($data =~ /^(.*)?:+\s(.*)?:+\s(.*)$/) {
# $1 contains the string 'Sat Jun 4 05:56:00 BST 2005 INFO'
# $2 contains the string 'PD/ZVKK Load'
# $3 contains the string 'Starting'
}

See the full post at http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=464301.

Now that, is muthacrackin' complex!

2005-06-19T20:02:00.000-06:00

wooh! end of the golf tournement!!
Im sure you all know what this means!!
NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO WATCH THE HIGHLITES OF GOLF ON SPORS CENTER ANY MORE!! YEA, WOO.
just...kidding
so today was father's day. so i made my daddie breakfast
i made him an omelet. and i guess i made my mom one too.
today was mostly packing and...kind of shopping.
We had to go get some books... i got 1984, animal farm, treasure island, and the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. some fun...reading
haha now im listening to loveline...
which is probably the greatest radio show ever!
(ADAM)
(corolla)
as opposed to marco, polo. the greatest pool game to hit since... well
(censored!)
(censored)
woah, inside joke, between me, and all of you cool kat blog readers.
while im on the subject of that...anyone who wants to join this bad boy...feel free. just ask me.
ok so after i got some stuff together we went to the DFC...and worked out cus it was raining. i did the eliptical trainer for like ten minutes...and lost 100 calories. about 4 shrimp. and you thought exercise was useful.
i usually use the NORDIC TRACK
haha my dream is to be on that website...as well as be on DANCE 360... with my gang of losers. haha ill have to get one. you heard me kanye.
yea, me and kanye go back. i would put in another fun link, but im too lazy
outside, west side, left side, lets ride. woot woot
ok so after DFC we went to barnes and noble...which was pretty cool, because we were only there for about five minutes...whcih was probably a record.
then we went to a father's day dinner at a turkish place on franklin street. WHICH SUCKED
we went to this place that i realyl dont like. i seriously have not foudn ONE good thing there. except the hummus was ok. but thats just...for mah bread. haha
so after the restruant we went to walmart to get some more supplies... like a little blue cute wallat. and some khaki pants. woot woot.
yea. so that was pretty much my day
oh, family guy, and american dad were HILARIOUS. if you missed them...missed a good one man, missed a good one

haha pssshhhh

ok
ciao for niao, lin biao

trebor

2005-06-19T18:50:00.000-06:00

Hi all. I'm the newer guy (move over JT!), Josh. Umm I don't have much to say right now, except that tomorrow is gonna be awesome at Joel's (J-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-JEW UNIT reunion). OK thats, all for now, more posts coming in the future.

Stay Jewish,
Josh

2005-06-18T22:50:00.000-06:00

its my first post. yay.

Beacuse im so dumb, I have concluded that i can only do one of two things. copy someone elses post or i can make fun of myself and what i do.

Ok its my first post so dont make fun of me. I'm the only one who is allowed to do that.

Short story of my retarted day:

Ok beacuse i am a loser and my whole life is wasting my time at home (which is what im doing now) or mouching off my friends for fun, which in turn sucks the fun out of them. Thats right. Im a fun sucker. Ok now to start my story. I called Robbie up to see if i could go play (or what ever cool people call it) and we went to the pool. We decided that we wanted t ogo to the pool half way to my house but we had crapy pants. We ended up going straight from his house to my pool.once we got there we decided to just jump in the pool without puting on suntan loation (were dumb shut up) and jumped in. As soon as we go out of the pool we both were burned so badly that we had "skin mustaches". Sense im dumb when robbie wasnt looking i made my self be a cowboy with a mustache, i just realized how dumb that is. So we decided to go to the diving board and do a dive, which is fun but we had normal shorts on which was bad. we jumped in and our shorts went down to our knees (oops) and not only that we did it over, and over , and over again until we trained ourselfs to spread our legs while diving and not make our shorts fall down.
So we came back (this time with swim suits) and we couldent do a dive if it was the difference between getting out of a CENSORED BY RK!! rally alive while being CENSORED BY RK. Then we called my mom to pick us up and we played lacrosse in the parking lot (see i told u i was retarted!) robbie ended up throwing a shit pass and it bounced into a brigth red mustang. we looked inside of the mustang and still couldent find it. Not only that, we stayed in the same spot and didnt run away.

And thats the story of my retared day,
Always use a condom.

2005-06-18T21:02:00.000-06:00

Good Games
www.runescape.com (Role Playing Game)
http://www.miniclip.com/fleaworld/fleaworld.htm (wierd)
http://www.miniclip.com/heliattack3.htm (3rd Person Shooter)
Good Sites
www.newgrounds.com (a little mature look out)
www.addictinggames.com
www.Pogo.com
www.miniclip.com

Big Bird owns yow a$$!

2005-06-18T18:57:00.000-06:00

If we Could have another day

So now im Listening to the Bling 182 album. say what you want.
haha (such as: they are not punk, blah.) i think it's funny how people will go on and on about how much they suck...and they really dont. Except like first date, cus i've heard it way too many times.
So today i really didnt do that much. sort of packed a little. i got a nice leisurely sleep. i slept ltill like 11. which is good considering i have had to wake up at like 8:15 everyday last week. which was hard. and it was boring.
anwayz. im kind of in a crappy mood, because im so used to being with people younger than i am from last week. haha that im always sarcastic now
maybe it will dissapate soon. probably not.
today i blew my nose, and blood went everywhere. welll not everywhere. but it was way gross.
so we picked my mom up from belgum today. where she brought back lots of yummy chocolates for me. like TONS. like over 70 euro's worth of chocolates. which is a ton.
and we had to go to some BBQ. the food wasnt that great. i had a hot dog which tasted pretty good and some like cakes and stuff which were OK
OH and cheesy puffs
dont u remember the days when you had cheesy puffs in your lunch
and if you didnt have cheesy puffs...u were a loser
and you had cheesy puffs with every meal?
i do. and if you dont, your out of the clicque. unless you bring me...a diet A&W root beer. mm
i remember last year (6th) CAB was my like secrete valentine...like in the game..she wasthe one giving me presents. and she brought me a six pack of beer. root beer.
cept she had dranked (drunk) two of them.
thanks a lot. ill remember that for the rest of my life.
OK so this post wasnt great
but father's day's post is gonna be GREAT! u just wait and see
happy...father....'s...day

ciao for niao lin biao
trebor

2005-06-17T18:36:00.000-06:00

OK so while little joel customizes the blog. and makes it...major biachin' (woah, u thought i would).
I think ill tell you about my day.
SO
i went to little kid camp today
and annoyed scott till he died. actually i didnt annoy him much today. but usually i give him a hard time...asking dumb things...and showing him stupid things. and preteniding im retarted.
today pretty much we were on our own.. so I made a little voting machine in REAL BASIC. woo woo. and it was like u tryed to click on the buttons to vote for kerry and bush but they just moved all around the screen. and then when u clicked them, it said u were dumb. i know, orig inal. and then with nader's it let you click it. and said you were a good man.
oh, let me pause to tell you about CENSORED.
not CENSORED (woah, who spelled it right, i did)
there is this little kid that sits next to me in the lab called CENSORED (dont know his last name) and he has blonde hair and a really annoying voice.
and whenever he hears something that he things is just a little bit funny he cracks up and can't stop laughing and repeats it over and over. and he things the same thing is funny over and over again.
cute.
no, try again
and today he liked picked his nose...and wasnt even thinking and he turned to me and touched me. or he would have, but i jumped back. i dont think he knows i hate him. im all for it (talk about precotious, he should be sued!!)
so then we ate our lunch. i ate with CENSORED...who is sometimes at one of the like big boy camps (driver ed) and somtimes eats with us. which is fun, cus he like pretends to know me...but i know him. he calls me JON!!! haha whatever. he is still a pal. (talk about precarious).
then when we went to flash class. woah rhyme, biaches all we really did was finish up on one project and play flash games
it sort of sucked.
but i talked to my pal
CENSORED! about CENSORED and CENSORED! haha it was fun
and we watched THE CENSORED play like launch the kitty
he is the assistant for the flash class and i REALLY love annoying him.
and like we were watching him play.
so whilst he was playing launch the kitty (i wasj ust playing it, and i got a high score of like 2,000. which is ungodly good. for me, because i suck at computer games. so i took a screen shot to prove it). and whenever ANYTHING happened maeve and i would go OOOH! OOH!! WOAH!! rreally loudly andpretty soon like half the class was over there goign OOH OOOH OOH! and it got really loud
so julien. cockrane had to mute all of the computers (like turn them black) so we would stop. it was hilarious. good times, maeve.
then after kitty kamp, i went to the pool with nico
my awesome person who picked me up from camp.(my brother's friend) and we had a TON of fun.
she is quite possibly one of the coolest people ever.
ok
so
ciao for niao lin biao
ask me to send u those files that i made. or that screen shot... if u care. actually. ill upload the screen shot onto this, biaches. at the end
ciao
actually forget it
this stuff is bananas. aka, its impossible to get the pictures on here. unless i just drag it on.

and that didnt work
ok ciao

2005-06-16T20:25:00.000-06:00

Howdy Y'all,
I just want to start by saying: don't do DA summer camps.
Summer may be great, but thank GOD that i only have to do one week of this...stupid thing.
I signed up for, or my parents signed up for a programming camp... in the morning we are learning basic or should i say real basic meaning...really basic. its not verry fun. at all.
and in the afternoon im taking a Flash class...which is somewhat useful...considering everyone uses flash... and its good to know. But the camp sucks...with an x
so it sux.
wooh just turned on the radio...kelly clarkson. what would we do without G105? maybe not win purses filled with crap. omfg. said how it's spelled oh-mah-fuh-g.
So back to these camps...they suck... everyone there is TINY...and under...like five
cept MAEVE!!! is there.. yea casi. maeve, our friend... she says catriona wants to be my best friend... sure cat riona. haha so the camp sucks
but there is this kid name franchesco and he is sort of italian with like black curly hair...let me tell you, i have never seen a kid who is like...7 who plays so many computer games...and brags about all of the cheats he knows. well anywayz during the classes.. he always asks for breaks... and he always like watches videos and plays the sound and plays games. its sort of funny.
i call him chester. he doesnt like that..
but i also call kiman (or whatever his name is) (i dont mind him...i think he's sort of funny) karen
and i call rajan (not gopalian. hah hah hah) ramen. like the noodles...and in return they call me rabirtina.
and they think they are original.

thats it.
lets see, now i need a catchy end phrase. like
jesus christ stop iming me
oh i was talking about a certain someone who keeps iming me... and i dont like them

how about

ciao for niao, lin biao

yea, thats sort of ok

ok so ciao for naio, lin biao
-ro be r t

PS i hope that my favorite person who also happens to be the coolest in the world...my wife. rachel joins the party. blog
PS... or BS (blog script) (as opposed to post script)
i hope the cooles person in the world will join
my wife. rachel.